Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Cyrano de Bergerac? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Which is one of the Comte de Guiche’s evil designs?
To kidnap Roxane and hold her for ransom
To force Roxane to marry his lackey
To frame Cyrano for murder
To sneak into the theater through the back entrance without purchasing a ticket
Q. The Comte de Guiche is also plotting to kill Lignière; who rushes off to save him?
Cyrano
Christian de Neuvillette
Ragueneau
The Human Torch
Q. What golden rule of the theater does Cyrano break?
He breaks the fourth wall
He utters the name Macbeth
He speaks to one of the actors during the performance
He treats others as he would like to be treated himself—no, wait... that’s the Golden Rule
Q. How does Cyrano dispose of Montfleury?
He causes him to fall through a trap door
He catches him in a giant net
He yanks him offstage with a vaudeville hook
He cuts him into a hundred bloody pieces and dumps them into the wet concrete foundation of a new football stadium
Q. About what is Cyrano touchy?
His intense B.O.
His oversized nose
His giant clown feet
The fact that his good friend Pinocchio went and stole his shtick
Q. Whom does Roxane confess to Cyrano that she loves?
The Comte de Guiche
Cyrano
Johnny Depp
Christian de Neuvillette
Q. What does Cyrano agree to do to help Lady Roxane?
Assist Christian in the writing of a love letter
Fend off the advances of the Vicomte de Valvert
Help her finish a one-thousand-piece puzzle of the Swiss countryside
Save the life of her governess
Q. What does Roxane do to keep the Comte de Guiche from taking Cyrano and Christian off to war with him?
She defeats him in a thrilling and legally binding thumb war
She professes her love for the Comte
She murders the Comte
She agrees to marry the Vicomte
Q. What does Roxane tell Christian that excites Cyrano once he is told about it?
She loves Cyrano
She never really loved Christian
She would love Christian even if he were ugly
Coldplay has a one-night engagement at the local concert hall
Q. What lie does Cyrano tell Christian as he is dying?
That Roxane chose Christian over himself
That Roxane has decided to enter a convent
That he never gave Roxane any of the letters
That he never had sexual relations with that woman