How we cite our quotes: (Book.Chapter.Paragraph)
Quote #1
('Her?' Padma guesses. 'That hussy is your mother?' But there are other mothers-to-be, other future fathers, wafting in and out through the silence.) (1.4.7)
Why do you think Saleem makes us guess who his parents are, when later he will tell us how people die as soon as we meet them?
Quote #2
'In the end, everyone can do without fathers,' Doctor Aziz told his daughter when he said goodbye; and Reverend Mother added, 'Another orphan in the family, whatsitsname, but never mind, Muhammad was an orphan too; and you can say this for your Ahmed Sinai, whatsitsname, at least he is half Kashmiri.' (1.5.6)
It's true—Muhammad was an orphan. His father died before he was born, and his mother died while he was a child. The other orphan in the family is Aadam Aziz, whose parents died shortly after he got married to Naseem, a.k.a. the Reverend Mother. Interesting that Saleem has tons of parents, while his parents have none.
Quote #3
Inside the green tin trunk: silver samovars, brocade saris, gold coins given to Doctor Aziz by grateful patients, a museum in which the exhibits represented illnesses cured and lives saved. And now Aadam Aziz lifted his daughter (with his own arms), passing her up after the dowry into the care of this man who had renamed and so re-invented her, thus becoming in a sense her father as well as her new husband... he walked (with his own feet) along the platform as the train began to move. (1.5.6)
First of all, that's gross. Second, we thought Saleem was the only one with the power to make new parents?
Quote #4
… my inheritance includes this gift, the gift of inventing new parents for myself whenever necessary. The power of giving birth to fathers and mothers: which Ahmed wanted and never had. (1.8.6)
If parents aren't just the people who give birth to you, what makes a parent?
Quote #5
That was how, thirty hours before my birth, my father de-monstrated that he, too, longed for fictional ancestors... how he came to invent a family pedigree that, in later years, when whisky had blurred the edges of his memory and djinn-bottles came to confuse him, would obliterate all traces of reality... and how, to hammer his point home, he introduced into our lives the idea of the family curse. (1.8.17)
Not only can you imagine families, but you can imagine family curses, too. Only, Ahmed wanted to curse other people, and this curse affects all of his family members.
Quote #6
'All the time,' Padma wails angrily, 'you tricked me. Your mother, you called her; your father, your grandfather, your aunts. What thing are you that you don't even care to tell the truth about who your parents were? You don't care that your mother died giving you life? That your father is maybe still alive somewhere, penniless, poor? You are a monster or what?' (1.8.50)
What do you think? Is Saleem a monster for not caring about Vanita and Wee Willie Wikie, or what?
Quote #7
Children get food shelter pocket-money longholidays and love, all of it apparently free gratis, and most of the little fools think it's a sort of compensation for having been born. 'There are no strings on me!' they sing; but I, Pincchio, saw the strings. Parents are impelled by the profit motive-nothing more, nothing less. For their attentions, they expected, from me, the immense dividend of greatness. (2.11.23)
Is this a good description of families? Just parents having kids so that they can reap the benefits in the future? Or is Saleem just being cynical?
Quote #8
As for genealogies: Uncle Mustapha spent all his spare time filling giant log-books with spider-like family trees, eternally researching into and immortalizing the bizarre lineages of the greatest families in the land […] (3.27.22)
What is up with these guys and their obsession with lineage? Couldn't they collect cars or something?