How It All Goes Down
- Guert Affenlight's foot itches, so he scratches it.
- He picks a booger from his nose and flicks it in the trashcan. (Seriously, we are not joking.)
- While he's working on his commencement address, Owen calls and tells him that they won.
- Affenlight tells Owen he's already booked a flight to see the championship game.
- Owen asks Guert to check on Henry. Since Guert (creepily) kept Owen's room key after borrowing it in the hospital (and Owen never noticed somehow), he agrees to go into the room.
- But there's a knock at the door. Hmm…