Guert Affenlight Timeline & Summary

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Guert Affenlight Timeline & Summary

  • Guert has a crush on Owen.
  • Guert frets constantly about his crush on Owen.
  • Guert tries to help make Westish a greener place to impress Owen.
  • Guert visits Owen, who has a concussion, in the hospital and reads to him.
  • Guert makes out with and provides oral pleasure to Owen.
  • Guert loses his "male virginity" to Owen.
  • Guert gets caught having an affair with a student: Owen.
  • Guert, who has been smoking a lot, dies.
  • Guert's body is dug up and dumped into the lake, because he liked water in his twenties.