No need to shower prior to reporting for duty. You'll get wet. (Source)

No guts, no glory. And you have guts all over the place. Therefore, by the transitive property, the glory is yours too.

They'll have parades in your honor with fireworks, carnivals—you name it. 

You save people on a daily basis. Everything you do is selfless, for the safety and good of your nation and its people.

You're a member of a proud, elite branch of the military. Wear that uniform with pride and make sure you're saluted correctly at all times.

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