Wrong Directions. Salary: $39,450 

You've mixed up your patients' charts and sent home someone trying to lose weight with a meal plan designed for a patient who's trying to gain weight. They'll figure it out eventually, right?

The New Fad Diet? Salary: $48,300 

You work for a D-list celebrity who's trying to lose weight after her pregnancy. You have to literally put chains on the refrigerator and take midnight emergency calls to keep her from cheating on her diet. She's losing weight, but you're losing your mind.

A Diet's a Diet. Salary: $56,000 

You love healthy Japanese food but work for the California Sumo Association. Part of your job is beefing these guys up with a 20,000 calorie-per-day meal plan that includes chankonabe. While you worry about the many diseases and health problems that plague the sport, it's your job to keep these guys plump.

Diets for Diabetics. Salary: $61,780 

You work at a medical clinic and treat people living with diabetes. The work is stressful, but you love the feeling of seeing people reach their goals and getting off of medications.

Health Master. Salary: $78,100 

You have your own practice, television show, and radio program. You advise the president about what type of dressing to use. Even NASA has asked you to develop a meal plan for their astronauts. They're sick of that chalky ice cream stuff.