Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

Fraud Alert. Salary: negative $100,000 

After beginning construction on your hotel, half of your investors back out of backing you up after hearing about the insurance fraud scheme that you ran for a few years. Now you've got no money and a half-finished hotel. Good luck paying that one off.

2
25%

Foundation Freakout. Salary: negative $10,000 

The day before the grand opening of your hotel, the building inspector lets you know that your building's foundation is completely unstable and therefore unfit for any guests to stay until it's completely fixed. The bill on that is hefty, and you're forced to push back your grand opening another year. Womp womp.

3
50%

Fleabag Hotel Owner. Salary: $50,000 

A quarter into the opening of your hotel and the guests coming in have slowed to a trickle. You're able to keep the lights on, but just barely. Still, though, you're turning a minor profit, so at least you get to put food on the table every night.

4
75%

Talk of the Town. Salary: $600,000 

Business is booming and your hotel chain has been declared one of the cleanest and most enjoyable hotels in your town by the local magazines. Sweet. You now have enough money to open up another chain in an even bigger city.

5
95%

Trump Takeover. Salary: $1,000,000+ 

After successfully opening several hotel franchises in your town and surrounding cities, you've decided to use your success to open up your very own luxury brand hotel chain. Your experience has served you well, and you've become the premiere hotel for celebrities and wealthy business people in your region. You now have two beds in your room: a traditional one for sleeping, and a pile of money you just lay down on every once in a while. You know, just because you can.