Fame
Don't expect to have a full-page spread in People—or even Parenting. In a world with more reality TV shows, political theatrics, and worldwide sporting events than you can count, it shouldn't surprise you that your average midwife doesn't really make the evening news.
The closest you'll get to fame is by helping some tabloid couple through their pregnancy. On the upside, you'll be present for the birth of little Cantaloupe or Sassafrass or Nerfburgler or whatever trendy name they're calling it.
On the downside, paparazzi always hounding you for details on the child—what's the gender, when is it due, will you please help get them close-up pictures of the birth—will be the bane of your existence. It's like having all of the celebrity headaches, but none of the fame.
For the ninety-nine percent of midwives who help the average mother give birth, there are no microphones being shoved in their face. You'll just have to settle for helping to bring children into the world safely and comfortably. The kids won't remember your name, but believe us, they're going to be glad that you're there.