Glory
You can experience glory as a news reporter...if you can get a job in the field, that is. You can:
- Show your dates the scrapbook containing articles you've written.
- Watch re-runs of yourself hosting the local news.
- Meet and interview questionably famous people, like Rob Ford.
- Meet and interview justifiably famous people, like Scarlett Johansson.
- Garner instant respect by whipping out your press card.
- Win a Pulitzer Prize in one of thirty categories (you only get an Emmy if you're on TV).