You couldn’t get into an in-person orthodontia school, but luckily you found an online course. Unfortunately, their unorthodox method of using cut up wire hangers instead of more traditional methods is making it impossible for you to find work.

Your first day at work and you're so excited to arrive in your new office. Sadly, you forgot to order patients to fill it.

Fortunately, you're the only orthodontist working in one of the busiest dental offices in your very small town. Unfortunately, you're the only orthodontist working in one of the busiest dental officesin your very small town that has lots and lots of kids with crooked teeth. Oh well, you'll have a day off one of these days, maybe next year.

You work for a great dental office three days a week that is only 15 minutes from your house and has lots of wonderful patients. It doesn't get much better than this.

You are appointed orthodontist to the President of the United States and have an office set up in the White House, where you are treated like royalty and have your own Secret Service detail. Oh, and you've already amassed a huge fortune from your private practice.