Accountant's Letter
  
Categories: Accounting, Careers, Company Management, Tax, Trusts and Estates
The numbers you are about to digest in this 10K, 10Q, Annual Report, Special 8k Filing...have all been reviewed by myself and my bean-counting team of Superheroes. The numbers are clean and good and honest and represent GAAP to the best of our knowledge. So have at 'em. Amen. That's the preamble to a serious financial report, written by the chief bean counter, auditor or other oversight person. Reminiscent of a Ludlum novel opening.
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letter. Okay people this is not good you thought you had good grades but when [Report card is thrown onto the desk]
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happened paid twenty seven dollars and 32 cents a share when with the real
numbers the stock probably should have been trading more at like you know
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