Michael Fassbender as Cúchulainn? Yes, please.

Cúchulainn is quite the character. He famously appears in the comic Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who knew you could dance all night to Irish epic poetry? Musicians Mychael and Jeff Danna wrote a song called "The Blood of Cu Chulainn," so mythology lovers can boogie with this hero.

Even modern Irishmen recognize Cúchulainn's uber-physique. A few modern athletic hurling associations are named after the sports sweetie. (Source.)