Chapter 3
[...] I knew that it meant "happy," like when I'm reading about the Apollo space missions, or when I am still awake at three or four in the morning and I can walk up and down the street and pretend...
Chapter 5
I do not like people shouting at me. It makes me scared that they are going to hit me or touch me and I do not know what is going to happen. (5.5)
Chapter 7
Siobhan said that the book should begin with something to grab people's attention. That is why I started with the dog. I also started with the dog because it happened to me and I find it hard to im...
Chapter 11
Then the police arrived. I like the police. They have uniforms and numbers and you know what they are meant to be doing. (11.1)
Chapter 13
This will not be a funny book. I cannot tell jokes because I do not understand them. (13.1)
Chapter 17
This made me feel a lot calmer because it is what policemen say on television and in films. (17.2)
Chapter 19
Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all yo...
Chapter 23
It was nice in the police cell. (23.8)
Chapter 29
Siobhan also says that if you close your mouth and breathe out loudly through your noise it can mean that you are relaxed, or that you are bored, or that you are angry and it all depends on how muc...
Chapter 31
I stepped outside. Father was standing in the corridor. He held up his right hand and spread his fingers out in a fan. I held up my left hand and spread my fingers out in a fan and we made our fing...
Chapter 37
And if I start thinking about something which didn't happen I start thinking about all the other things which didn't happen.For example, this morning for breakfast I had Ready Brek and some hot ras...
Chapter 47
He said that I was clearly a very logical person, so he was surprised that I should think like this because it wasn't very logical.I said that I liked things to be in a nice order. And one way of t...
Chapter 59
And this is because when people tell you what to do it is usually confusing and does not make sense.For example, people often say "Be quiet," but they don't tell you how long to be quiet for. Or yo...
Chapter 61
I think people believe in heaven because they don't like the idea of dying, because they want to carry on living and they don't like the idea that other people will move into their house and put th...
Chapter 67
And sometimes Mrs. Shears stayed overnight at our house and I liked it when she did because she made things tidy and she arranged the jars and pans and tins in order of their height on the shelves...
Chapter 71
Then, when I've got a degree in Maths, or Physics, or Maths and Physics, I will be able to get a job and earn lots of money and I will be able to pay someone who can look after me and cook my meals...
Chapter 73
It is permitted to move the chairs and the table in the kitchen because this is different but it makes me feel dizzy and sick if someone has moved the sofa and the chairs around in the living room...
Chapter 83
Sometimes when I want to be on my own I get into the airing cupboard in the bathroom and slide in beside the boiler and pull the door behind me and sit there and think for hours and it makes me fee...
Chapter 89
[...] I didn't speak to anyone and for the whole afternoon I sat in the corner of the Library groaning with my head pressed into the join between the two walls and this made me feel calm and safe....
Chapter 97
So because it was a Super Good Day I decided to walk into the park with Mrs. Alexander even though it scared me. (97.73)
Chapter 107
And I don't know what some hardness, perhaps of eye means, and I'm not interested in faces. (107.11)
Chapter 109
And she said, "Are you telling the truth, Christopher?"And then I said, "I always tell the truth."And she said, "I know you do, Christopher. But sometimes we get sad about things and we don't like...
Chapter 113
And she jumped backwards and disappeared under the water and I thought a shark had eaten her and I screamed and she stood up out of the water again and came over to where I was standing […] (113.4)
Chapter 127
This is what Siobhan says is called a rhetorical question. It has a question mark at the end, but you are not meant to answer it because the person who is asking it already knows the answer. It is...
Chapter 137
And I said "Yes," because loving someone is helping them when they get into trouble, and looking after them, and telling them the truth, and Father [...] always tells me the truth, which means that...
Chapter 139
Then Sir Arthur Conan Doyle heard about the pictures and he said he believed they were real in an article in a magazine called The Strand. But he was being stupid, too, because if you look at the p...
Chapter 149
I wondered whether I should open the envelope because it was something I had taken from Father's room. But then I reasoned that it was addressed to me so it belonged to me so it was OK to open it....
Chapter 157
I wonder if you can understand any of this. I know it will be very difficult for you. But I hope you can understand a little. (157.15)
Chapter 163
That was because when I was little I didn't understand about other people having minds. And Julie said to Mother and Father that I would always find this very difficult. But I don't find this diffi...
Chapter 167
I sat on the bed for a long time looking at the floor. Then I heard Toby scratching in his cage. I looked up and saw him staring through the bars at me. (167.29)
Chapter 173
And anyway, Orion is not a hunter or a coffee maker or a dinosaur. It is just Betelgeuse and Bellatrix and Alnilam and Rigel and 17 other stars I don't know the names of. And they are nuclear explo...
Chapter 179
And then I Formulated a Plan. And that made me feel better because there was something in my head that had an order and a pattern and I just had to follow the instructions one after the other. (179...
Chapter 181
But most people are lazy. They never look at everything. They do what is called glancing which is the same word for bumping off something carrying on in the same direction [...]But if I am standing...
Chapter 191
Then he said, "What's your name?"And I said, "Christopher Boone."And he said, "Where do you live?"And I said, "36 Randolph Street" and I started feeling better because I like policemen and it was a...
Chapter 197
And that made me think that there must be millions of miles of train track in the world and they all go past houses and roads and rivers and fields, and that made me think how many people must be i...
Chapter 211
But after a few seconds [the signs] looked like this [...] because there were too many and my brain wasn't working properly and this frightened me so I closed my eyes again and I counted slowly to...
Chapter 223
And I called the dog Sandy. (233.164)
Chapter 227
And then the next train came I wasn't so scared any more because the sign said TRAIN APPROACHING so I knew it was going to happen. (227.8)
Chapter 229
And the next morning I looked out of the window in the dining room to count the cars in the street to see whether it was going to be a Quite Good Day or a Good Day or a Super Good Day or a Black Da...
Chapter 233
And then I heard Mother's voice and she was shouting, "Christopher…? Christopher…?" and she was running down the road, so I came out from between the skip and the Ford Transit can and she ran u...