Hathor's Conversations

Hathor's Conversations

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Hathor

is still unsure if Horus is her son or her husband. It's been 3,000 years… and she's still not sure.

Horus

likes this.

Ptah

likes this.

Horus

slapped Hathor with a hawk's wing.

Hathor

I'm totally getting a blinged out "Eye of Re" chain for my birthday! (Hint, hint, Dad).

Osiris

Why do you need something else shiny? Don't you already have a bazillion necklaces?

Hathor

You're dead. Why do you care?

Osiris

I'm the king of the dead. There's a difference.

Hathor

is getting her makeup done. Cat eyes, anyone?

Bast

likes this.

Ramses II

Hey, mama! I know they call the pharaoh the "son of Hathor" and all, but you were looking pretty nice in that festival procession. What do you say you and I go hang out under a palm tree?

Queen Nefertari

dislikes this.

Hathor

Uh… maybe another time.

Priestess of Hathor

Your Majesty, what would you like us to serve you at your next festival?

Hathor

likes this.

Tutankhamen

How about hamburgers? Ha, ha.

Hathor

You'd better watch it, Tut.

Ptah

Dude. I'm sooooo hung over from last night.

Hathor

Me, too. Best. Night. Ever.

Ptah

Let's do it again tonight! The Theban bars are awesome.

Hathor

likes this.

Hathor

is watching Law and Order: Special Cows Unit.

Isis

threw a papyrus stalk at Hathor.

Hathor

I think I have a crush on Justin Bieber. Those dance moves… I can't help myself.

Isis

Who's he?

Hathor

He's this yummy little mortal with a comb-over. His new video is awesome.

Isis

Send me the link.

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