I could send a monster your way.

Really?!

Maybe a giant snake with lion's claws, the tusks of boar, and fire for blood.

Thanks, that sounds great!

Mother, stop encouraging him.

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Alternatively, Hera, I could always fight you. Have you ever heard of the phrase "monster-in-law"?

Watch it, son. That's my wife you're talking to.

They're safe and sound in my neighborhood. Wishing they wouldn't play so rough with Cerberus though.

No! Wow, I am so shocked to hear that.

Sarcastic little twerp.

For someone who supposedly hates me, you sure spend a lot of time on my wall.

I'm ignoring you.

Seriously, can't you go bother one of Zeus' other kids? There sure are enough to choose from ;)

Great. Thank you for reminding her.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill out, Mom. You know you love me.

I'm not kidding, Heracles.  If you like feasting on ambrosia and nectar, you'll do as I say.

What if I don't?

Impudent little TWERP. You are not worthy of Mount Olympus, and I mean to strip you of your immortality.

Did you notice that you're back to posting on my wall again? Why is that, exactly?

BECAUSE I NEVER EVER WANT TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO YOUR WORMY LITTLE FACE.

Could it be (gasp) that you secretly like me, Hera? Could it be that I am your favorite son-in-law?

You're welcome.  Take good care of my Cerby-pants.

You got it!  Cerby's my main man.

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