Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Full Text: Chapter 30 : Page 2
They was still a minutethinking; then the king says, kind of absent-minded like:
"Mf! And we reckoned the _n*****s_ stole it!"
That made me squirm!
"Yes," says the duke, kinder slow and deliberate and sarcastic, "_we_ did."
After about a half a minute the king drawls out:
"Leastways, I did."
The duke says, the same way:
"On the contrary, I did."
The king kind of ruffles up, and says:
"Looky here, Bilgewater, what'r you referrin' to?"
The duke says, pretty brisk:
"When it comes to that, maybe you'll let me ask, what was _you_ referring to?"
"Shucks!" says the king, very sarcastic; "but I don't knowmaybe you was asleep, and didn't know what you was about."
The duke bristles up now, and says:
"Oh, let _up_ on this cussed nonsense; do you take me for a blame' fool? Don't you reckon I know who hid that money in that coffin?"
"_Yes_, sir! I know you _do_ know, because you done it yourself!"
"It's a lie!"and the duke went for him. The king sings out:
"Take y'r hands off!leggo my throat!I take it all back!"
The duke says:
"Well, you just own up, first, that you _did_ hide that money there, intending to give me the slip one of these days, and come back and dig it up, and have it all to yourself."
"Wait jest a minute, dukeanswer me this one question, honest and fair; if you didn't put the money there, say it, and I'll b'lieve you, and take back everything I said."
"You old scoundrel, I didn't, and you know I didn't. There, now!"
"Well, then, I b'lieve you. But answer me only jest this one morenow _don't_ git mad; didn't you have it in your mind to hook the money and hide it?"
The duke never said nothing for a little bit; then he says:
"Well, I don't care if I _did_, I didn't _do_ it, anyway. But you not only had it in mind to do it, but you _done_ it."
"I wisht I never die if I done it, duke, and that's honest. I won't say I warn't goin' to do it, because I _was_; but youI mean somebodygot in ahead o' me."
"It's a lie! You done it, and you got to _say_ you done it, or"
The king began to gurgle, and then he gasps out:
"'Nough!I _own up!_"
I was very glad to hear him say that; it made me feel much more easier than what I was feeling before. So the duke took his hands off and says: