You tell 'em!

You guys are going to put me out of a job!

Don't worry, Lord Hades. I always come in the end.

Why do you say stuff like that?

It's the cold, hard truth.

And you wonder why you don't have any friends.

You act like it's a cure-all. It's not. I am.

Well, why are you so stingy with yourself?

Overpopulation isn't healthy either.

Thank you!

That negative attitude is the reason you all are so diseased.

We aren't "diseased." We are disease.

Whatever. Either way, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

How can we be ashamed of how we were born? Is everybody seeing this? Hygeia is prejudiced against disease.

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Gross! What kind of health goddess are you?

Snakes are my friends!

I died from a snakebite. Snakes suck.

I died from Hydra venom. Snakes definitely suck.

Well you deserved it.

Oh yeah?! Well, you deserved it when your skin melted off from the Hydra-poisoned potion I gave your wife.

Yeah?! Well, I'm a god now, and you're dead, so nah, nah, nah...

Boys, boys... all this animosity is bad for your mental health.