Ma'at's Conversations

Ma'at's Conversations

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Ma'at

Party at my place this weekend. Bring food. I have the board games. Let's play Jenga!

Anubis

Let's not.

Ma'at

Why not?

Anubis

You always win. You have the best sense of balance of all of us.

Ma'at

Is THAT why none of you ever beat me? I never realized.

Horus

Lady Ma'at, could you answer a question for me?

Ma'at

Sure.

Horus

Should I be king, or should Seth be king?

Isis

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Osiris

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Ma'at

You know I must remain neutral, young man. Ra will deliver his judgment soon.

Horus

But it's already been 70 years! I'm getting tired of all these tests.

Seth

Tough, kid. You think being king is easy?

Osiris

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Horus

Dad!

Osiris

For once, son, I have to agree with my brother.

Horus

Nobody wants to help me! It's so unfair. 

Seth

Grow up.

Ra

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Thoth

invited Ma'at to an event: Poetry reading.

Ma'at

Oh, I'd love to come. It sounds wonderful!

Thoth

I'd love it if you would read some of your poems, sweetheart.

Seshat

Sweetheart? What about my poems?

Thoth

You can read your poems too, honey.

Ma'at

Honey? What's going on here?

Seshat

Yeah, what's this about?

Thoth

Both of you, just come to the reading. We need to talk.

Queen Hatshepsut

Great Ma'at, long have I worshipped you and honored your name. I would like to know if it'd be okay for me to take your name as part of my coronation titles when I become Pharaoh.

Ma'at

Pharaoh? But you're a woman.

Queen Hatshepsut

Well, I'm planning on dressing up as a man for the ceremonies. Besides, the spirit of kingship is male, since it belongs to Horus, right?

Horus

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Ma'at

Very well. You know that people are going to think this is wrong, don't you?

Queen Hatshepsut

That's why I want to use your name. Ma'at-ka-Ra Hatshepsut, doesn't that sound good?

Ma'at

You're a very clever woman.

Queen Hatshepsut

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Ma'at

If Seth sends me one more invitation to Mafia Wars, I'm unfriending him.

Seth

Come on, it's just a game. I need more guns if I'm ever going to beat Horus the Younger.

Ma'at

I don't take sides. And I don't play gangster games!

Seth

You're such a goody two shoes.

Thoth

Watch it, Seth.

Ma'at

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