Sekhmet's Conversations

Sekhmet's Conversations

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Ra

I'm so glad that you aren't angry anymore.

6 billion humans

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I guess I am. Eating all those bad people was fun, though.

Ra

Until you started eating the good people, too.

Well, excuse me! You're the one who told me to go down to earth and eat people.

Ra

Not the good ones!

At least the beer was good.

posted a link.

So is this how it happened?

Pretty much. Except it was red beer and not wine.

Oh. What's the difference?

I'll take you out drinking when you're 21.

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Sekhmet, I'm going to be forwarding you some email. Someone mistook me for you again.

Sorry about that. Lion goddesses, heh. You know how it is.

I don't look anything at all like you. Blue and green dress instead of red, no sun disk on my head, and I carry kittens in a basket!

Some people just think all us Eyes of Ra look the same.

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Wadjet

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Tefnut

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I guess.

posted an event: Beach Party

Ra

I'll ask Shu and Tefnut to keep the clouds away.

I'll bring the grill and the food.

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I'll bring a cooler with drinks. I'm sure Osiris can spare his sarcophagus for the day.

I'll bring a picnic umbrella.

And block Ra?

Let's just say I sunburn easily.

Mortal doctor

Great Sekhmet, Mistress of Plague, I need your help. Tomorrow morning I'm doing surgery on a little girl.

What's wrong with her?

Mortal doctor

She has cancer.

Diseases make me angry! Very very angry.

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Ra

Do I need to get the red beer ready, my daughter?

Keep it in the fridge until tomorrow afternoon, Dad. I think I'll be at the hospital in the morning.

Mortal doctor

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Ra

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, Dad! Ready for me to get my Seven Arrows out?

Ra

Are those the arrows that keep away all the evil things that can happen?

Of course. Need to make sure it's going to be a good year, after all.

Ra

Let me move the boat first. Don't shoot!

I'd like my red dress back, when you're done rampaging.

Yeah, yeah. I'm busy. Taking care of Ra's enemies doesn't happen overnight, you know.

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This time, I want it back in one piece. And without any beer on it?

It was red beer. How could you see that on a red dress?