Don Lockwood is one of the brightest stars in the silent film universe. He's dashing, he's smug, and he knows how to rock a pair of plaid knickers. He's also a self-admitted ham who's desperate to...

Kathy Selden is a serious actress—you know, a real actress, who performs on the stage. At least that's what she tells Don when he falls out of they sky and into her convertible. While it's not lo...

Pardon our mixed animal metaphors here, but movie star Lina is a black widow in sheep's clothing. Sure, she acts like she's all sweetness and light, and the public adores her, but underneath all th...

Piano man Cosmo Brown is Don Lockwood's best bud. Friends since childhood, they rose through the Hollywood ranks together via vaudeville. Fun PersonifiedCosmo is an athletic, rubber-faced, hilariou...

R.F. Simpson is a movie producer at Monumental Pictures, who, uh, isn't the most imaginative guy on the studio lot. In one of the film's best jokes, he responds to Don's lengthy, elaborate, extreme...