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Math 5: Coordinate Plane, Continued 54 Views
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Attention: you are about to receive a vitally important set of coordinates. They will lead you to a pizzeria, where you will find a woman in a long jacket. This message will self destruct in five seconds.
Transcript
- 00:13
Addy is having a tough day in class taking selfies putting them on [Addy taking a selfie in a classroom]
- 00:17
snapchat trying to decide which filter to use dog face or puking rainbow life is
- 00:23
full of tough decisions she's just about to pick when suddenly Addy's teacher Miss [Addy choosing which filter to use on her snapchat for a selfie]
- 00:27
Cleaver shouts across the room for Addy to pay attention the puking rainbow
- 00:31
will have to wait Miss Cleaver is notorious for taking phones reluctantly
Full Transcript
- 00:36
Addy turns her eyes to where Miss Cleaver stands besides an overhead [Annie turning to look at Miss Cleaver at the front of the classroom beside an overhead projector]
- 00:39
projector give her a break Miss Cleaver is as old as dinosaurs she just never
- 00:44
got the hang of that newfangled powerpoint thing Addy watches and Miss
- 00:48
Cleaver projects a map of the neighborhood onto the screen the map [Miss Cleaver projecting an image of a map on the screen]
- 00:51
shows all the houses the park and the pizzeria she doesn't really like the pizza all
- 00:56
that much but she does like the chocolate chip cookie pizza her mom [Addy sat at the table with a chocolate chip cookie pizza]
- 00:59
lets her get if she finishes her dinner Addy screams Miss Cleaver are you listening?
- 01:04
er yeah mumbles Addy Miss Cleaver says then tell us where the pizzeria is on the map
- 01:11
Addy's like um to the right like in the corner or something I don't know [Addy telling Miss Cleaver where the pizzeria is on the map]
- 01:16
just look at your projector thing or whatever Miss Cleaver points out to the
- 01:20
class how hard it is for Addy to explain exactly where the pizzeria is and
- 01:24
[Addy sat in her chair picking her nose] not only because Addy wasn't really paying attention Miss Cleaver tells the
- 01:28
class there's a more efficient way to do things and there's nothing Miss Cleaver
- 01:31
loves more than efficiency except making her Labradoodle cheddar to show what she [Miss Cleaver with her labradoodle cheddar]
- 01:36
means miss cleaver whips out a transparency and places it over the map
- 01:40
then she takes a ruler and draws an x and y axis over the map and she even
- 01:45
numbers each axis this creates what's called a coordinate system Miss Cleaver [Miss Cleaver drawing a line for the x and y axis on the map]
- 01:50
shows how easy it is to find the pizzerias exact coordinates she counts
- 01:54
over two units on the horizontal x-axis until her finger is underneath the [Miss Cleaver counting 2 units with her hand on the x axis]
- 01:58
pizzeria then she counts up vertically through six units on the y-axis and lands on
- 02:03
the pizzeria and so says Miss Cleaver this means that the pizzeria is at 2,6. 2 [image of the coordinate system with the pizzeria at coordinates 2, 6]
- 02:09
on the x-axis and six on the y-axis she asked if anyone has any questions
- 02:13
Addy raises a hand and asked Miss Cleaver if she preferred dog face or
- 02:17
puking rainbows oh Addy never change [Miss Cleaver snatching Addy's phone off her]
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