The courts ruled that you did indeed, in their words, "screw up really badly." You lose your license. Whoops.

You're a pediatrician just starting out in private practice. The money will be very good once you establish yourself, but for now, it's a bit of a struggle.

You work in a small hospital and have a growing list of patients. You're really settling in to the daily routine. This is kid's stuff.

You've been a pediatrician specializing in pediatric surgery for what seems like forever. You're making so much money that you could probably buy one of your patients off their parents if you wanted to.

A pediatrician for thirty years, you've achieved nationwide recognition for your series of books on how to keep your child safe, as well as for your invention of the "fetus helmet."