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Thank you We sneak Jane eyre all our shmoop my

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story's a common tale really Girl needs a boy boy

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falls for girl girl finds out boy has a violently

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insane wife locked in his attic but there's a twist

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This girl is a governess I wasn't born a governess

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I used to have a nice home with my uncle

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until he died and left me alone My horrible aunt

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monstrous cousins Cinderella thinks she had a bad at least

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she wasn't sent to a boarding school that made that

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hotel in the shining look like a b and b

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I did make a friend named helen which was cool

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until she died and i woke up next to her

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cold dead body What didn't kill me made me stronger

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though and i got my teaching creds and got out

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of town way out of town I found a job

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as a live in teacher to a moppet named adele

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just super cute But her guardian Mr rochester was a

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bit of a jerk It kind of started to grow

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on me though In an emotionally unavailable mr dassey kind

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of way I even helped when someone tried to flambe

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a mr rochester in his bed and molded houses In

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hindsight i probably should have paid more attention to all

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of these attempted homicides Definite red flags I was not

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happy when raj jesse's girlfriend blanche showed up She was

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all wrong for him Tall perfect musically talented I hated

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their guts Luckily rochester knew she was a gold digger

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and decided to marry Wait for it Me The engagement

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was all a blur except for a few ominous warnings

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here There Like that time i woke up to find

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a hideous woman in my room trying on my veil

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Well that first i thought it was just mr rochester

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expressing his latent cross justin tendencies But then i figured

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it must be a dream A dream that ripped my

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veil in half and the lion knows has behind I

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should have known the drama wouldn't stop there I was

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literally at the altar when this guy piped up that

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rochester has a bonkers first wife They built a squirrel

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away in his attic You'd think someone would have mentioned

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her earlier Like maybe before the day of my wedding

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I wasn't the polygamist type so i had to get

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away It turns out the world isn't a friendly place

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The penniless governesses Fortunately i was discovered by distant relatives

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I crashed with them until my rich uncle died leaving

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me a boatload of cash Things were great until my

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cousin sinjin declared that he was madly in like with

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me and wanted to sweep me away on a just

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friends honeymoon slash missionary crusade Tempting as it wass to

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marry a guy who found mia's attractive this cottage cheese

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but a girl's gotta have some romance in her life

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Rochester i couldn't help it I still love the big

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lug The floppy hair that elegant knows the condescending sneer

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I guess i could get used to sharing him with

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a head case When i got back phone bill was

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in need of some serious renovation Rochester was blind and

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missing a hand Naturally i suspected a cool lightsaber battle

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but apparently both burned down the house chief never saw

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that one coming Rogers to almost bucket trying to save

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her He looks so broken and sad But most important

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of all he was single again Well i married him

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and we're living happily in our new home this time 00:03:29.614 --> [endTime] No attics Yeah

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